Bagel Oppurtunity

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From: Raphael Magarik
Date: February 28, 2008 11:43:12 PM EST
Subject: Bagel Opportunity

Dear Sir,
based on the information gathered from the KOSHER KITCHEN and the BAGEL industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 in LOX BULLION into your accounts. The above LOX resulted from an OVER-TOASTED BAGEL, executed, commissioned and paid for about five years ago by a foreign contractor operating under the name WHITEFISH. The CREAM CHEESE has been waiting for you in a suspended account at the central bank of Nigeria, Slifka bank.

If you are willing to accept the transfer, we are prepared to split the BAGEL as following: POPPY SEED for you, SESAME for us, and ONION bagels to cover incidental international expenses (bribing the Kosher Kitchen PRESIDENT). The transfer is risk free on both sides: I am a certified chef with the Slifka Cooperative Association for Meals (SCAM). Regrettably, at this time we are in need of some money to cover certain TOMATOES and ONIONS and entry permits so that you can retrieve the money. If you enclose a check for $1000, we can get this process moving
PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY
BEST REGARDS
Raphael Magarik
SCAM director for outreach